There's Finally A Discreet Way For The Ladies To Tell Us Ole Aunt Flow Has Stopped For A 5-Day Visit

Finally. It can be rather uncomfortable at the dawn of a new relationship for a lady to tell her lover that she’s bleeding like a stuck pig in 1000 thread count sheets. For years, we’ve had to rely on subtle hints like “I’m on my period” to know that our ladies were experiencing the uterus version of a changing of the guard. Old eggs out. New eggs in.

“Hey baby. Them titties are poppin. Mind if I do a sex?”

“Red drop emojis”

“Say no more, fam.”

Now you can just hit us with those red drops and we will know that we shouldn’t eat out tonight because there’s too much iron in the forecast.

Rain drops. We gucci. Red drops. Fortnite for half a fortnight.

Love it.

Also, I have no idea how long a period lasts and I’m too old to google it because I’ve had a vasectomy.