Chicago Milf At Center Of Political Scandal

CBS — Questions surround a Northwest Side alderman after his car disappeared for months and a woman was charged in connection with the disappearance.

Chicago Alderman Proco Joe Moreno of the city’s 1st Ward reported his 2016 Audi stolen a month ago. Chicago police confirm a woman was spotted driving it Sunday and is now facing charges, but not for a stolen vehicle. The alderman told police his car was taken Jan. 4. 

Moreno chalked it all up to a misunderstanding.

“The car is not crashed. The car is in perfect condition,” Moreno said. “She’s a friend of mine. We dated for a while. She’s a single mom. I was trying to help out. She was down on her luck and needed a car. That’s end of conversation.”

Moreno was asked if he was trying to falsify a police report.

“It’s political season. I get it. You throw everything at the wall and see what sticks. This is something that is absolutely, 100 percent false,” Moreno said. “Absolutely not. I did exactly what I was supposed to do.”

The corruption train keeps rolling in Chicago and this time we’ve got a bonafide Milf at the center. Liliya Hrabar can flat out get it

If people voted purely based on a candidate’s side-action then I’d have Joe Moreno running for mayor tomorrow. We’d call it Big Boy politics and it would be awesome. All voting would be done on instagram and we’d hold elections every 90 days just to keep things honest. Would be exaclty like public companies announcing quarterly earnings. We’d have our politicians update their side pieces with an emphasis on keeping it local. That’s Pageviews meets Politics and you can consider it a freebie.

In reality this story appears to be a lot more fucked up than a simple misunderstanding.

From a WGN investigation we learn they texted January 3rd. She wanted the car, he said sure.

Story goes he gives her the car – and she’s just this honest hot milf he’s trying to help out – so she gets his Audi A6 for an indefinite period of time with basic instructions.

You’ll notice he texted her Friday January 4th the next day, nothing about the car. Weird because that’s the same day he reported the car stolen to the Chicago Police. He said he had trouble getting a hold of her so he contacted CPD.

Hm.

Then on January 22nd this happened

Imagine having a police report out for a stolen vehicle you lent to a person sending you fastballs like this. That has to be the hardest internal debate. Do you tell her the CPD are actively looking for the car she’s driving? That they’re hunting her down? Or do you wait til she gets arrested and then dust it over.:

Hrabar is now facing a misdemeanor. A police spokesperson said she was charged with criminal trespass to a vehicle instead of auto theft, a felony, because police can’t prove she was the one who initially took it — only that she was in the car without permission when they found it.

Bingo there’s your answer. Wait it out and smooth it over. Naturally Liliya had different ideas. Hate to see this ratio in your text inbox:

Liliya: Hey what is that. Police stop me. They took me to the jail because you reported your car stolen. Is that not your car? Why give me to drive someone’s car? You know I got in huge trouble? 

Moreno: I need my car back ASAP. It’s my car. Tell them to call me ASAP as I’ll explain. 

Liliya: Please call them and get my stuff back from that car because they will not let me to take my stuff. Now I’m out..

I’m sure this won’t be the last time we hear about this story. Alderman Moreno is trying to sweep this under the rug and I have a hunch this isn’t the best time to try that in Chicago politics. On the plus side more pics should be coming.