Andy King Breaks His Silence, Says He Doesn't Want To Be Known As "The Blowjob King Of The World"

Neither do I Andy, but when you say, “I fully prepared to suck his dick” over a few cases of water in the most viral documentary of the year, that’s what happens. Embrace it. Things could be worse, you could be in prison. Besides, now you know what a “ME ME” is.

I almost felt bad for the guy until I remembered that he was in cahoots with Billy McFarland and the people at Fuck Jerry who 1000% knew that the concert wasn’t going to happen but took on the social media campaign anyways. Whatever. You should’ve just kept your mouth shut, Andy. Now yous can’t leave. All hail The Blowjob King Of The world!