This Video Of A Guy Attempting To Behead A Mannequin Does Not Deserve To Go Viral

I was originally going to write a blog trying to figure out why this guy did what he did, but that would be a waste of time. I’ll never be able to get into his head. I’m more concerned with the fact that this video went viral and it fucking sucks. 2.3 million views and literally nothing happens. Got forbid Francis sees it he’ll jump in front of a bus. I guess it’s cool because the sword got stuck in the oven? I don’t know. Maybe I just don’t get it.

I’ll also say that historically speaking, this has to be one of the worst beheading attempts of all time. Even if he connected, it would’ve been a scalping at best.  I’ve watched enough Game of Thrones (two seasons before I quit because I couldn’t get over the fact that they send messages via ravens like they’re sending texts) to know that if you’re going to take a head off you have swing tried-and-true, hitting them right in the back of the neck. That and the blade has to stay attached to the handle so you don’t ruin your oven.

Now if his buddy was sitting there and took a sword to the throat then I’d get it. Viral city. But that didn’t happen. Anyway, clearly this guy has some deep-seated issues. Shout out to the SAFTB flag though.