Nobody Freak Out...Brian Urlacher Just Forgot To Bring A Jacket To The Pro Bowl

I’m jumping out in front of this before Hubbs, Liz, or any of the bullshit brigade tries to control a false narrative. Brian Urlacher made the simple mistake of not checking the weather before he went to Orlando. It happens. We’ve all made the same mistake.

There’s no reason for Brian to get sick so he tossed on the first jacket he saw without realizing what logo was on it. He’s on Jason Garrett’s staff for the game so it all makes sense and everything is cool. Complete non-story. Thank you for your time.

(but if anybody wants to delete this from the internet forever, please do)