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I Don't Need No Jacket, All I Need Are These Gloves Bro

This guy’s so absurd that there’s really not a ton for me to add. Just a man who needs no commentary. That 15 second video just does everything possible to make him the most preposterous guy in the city.

No Jacket? – Check

Slick back hair with no hat – Check

Gloves, but no jacket (?) – Check

Quote about ice in his veins – Check

Damn – you know as I started to compile that check list I actually kinda started to like him though. Everybody is going to deal with this cold front differently I guess.

P.S. – How many times has this guy emailed the Blackhawks front office to see if they’re having open try-outs this year?