I Don't Need No Jacket, All I Need Are These Gloves Bro
This guy’s so absurd that there’s really not a ton for me to add. Just a man who needs no commentary. That 15 second video just does everything possible to make him the most preposterous guy in the city.
No Jacket? – Check
Slick back hair with no hat – Check
Gloves, but no jacket (?) – Check
Quote about ice in his veins – Check
Damn – you know as I started to compile that check list I actually kinda started to like him though. Everybody is going to deal with this cold front differently I guess.
P.S. – How many times has this guy emailed the Blackhawks front office to see if they’re having open try-outs this year?