A Louisiana Senator Went Before The Senate To Complain About The Saints Getting Fucked In The NFC Championship Game

I’ll be honest, I have no clue how this even happened. I thought when the government was shutdown, all the politicians were at home in sweats watching TV, checking Twitter, and masturbating just like the rest of us who don’t have to go into the office. But it turns out they are still suiting up and pretending to get stuff done during the shutdown just like they do when the government is running (way to #ZING those thieving politicians, Clem).

Anyway, I just wanted to tip my cap to Bill Cassidy for doing the smart thing and fighting for the people that elected him to the Senate. Going before Congress and ripping apart a call that is universally known as one of the worst ever on a Friday afternoon during a government shutdown is the lowest of low hanging fruit as it can get for a politician (Is talking to the Senate technically considered going before Congress? Ah who gives a shit, this is Barstool, nobody knows or cares).

Anyway, when the next election comes around, idiots like me who have no idea about any real issues will blindly vote for the guy that pointed out the most obvious pass interference call ever and complained about Goodell & Co. buttfucking the Saints over some random politician the commom men and women of Louisiana barely even know the name of. I mean look how hard Cassidy goes in the paint for Who Dat Nation:

How long did you make it into that video before turning it off or falling to sleep? I made it 17 whole seconds. C-SPAN is so dull that it can even make football boring. But shout out to Bill Cassidy for locking up another term in office thanks to those two giant blow up posters from Kinko’s while pointing out what blatant pass interference is.

Meanwhile, Sean Payton seems to be taking everything pretty well.

I didn’t actually watch Payton talk to any of those people, but I can tell you that each and every one of them did the sad head nod while saying “You’re right” in a slightly high pitched voice that every person does when their buddy is ranting about the girlfriend that did them dirty. I personally think Payton should have just gotten blackout drunk on Bourbon Street because it would have gotten just as much accomplished but at least he would have had some fun.

P.S. Shout out to a true American hero for going before politicians in hopes of helping people of his city not for selfish reasons but because nobody else would #BoltUp