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"Hello, OchoCinco. It's Roger. Something Has Come Up. I Cant Feed Your Cat This Weekend."

I have no idea what is going on with this whole situation but it must have been startling for Chad. I do know that finding a new cat sitter is tough and for that reason, I feel for Ochocinco.

You always have to teach new cat sitters where the food is and show them the room that the litter box is in blah blah blah. It’s such a pain in the ass.

This whole ordeal is from an ideal way to start your Friday. Ideally, you would want to go for a run, come back and shower off, cook some eggs, and drink a tall glass of coffee before playing a couple matches on FIFA before turning on Netflix to wind down. The last thing you want to do is turn on the news and find out that your cat sitter and pal is indicted for things that appear to be pretty bad. Again, none of my business, so I won’t even comment on it. Prayers up for Chad and his beautiful cat TJ Pusshmandzadeh.