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Skrrrrrr Skrrrr! The Rapping Uber Driver Turns His Fare Into A Migos Concert

YOU’VE BEEN UPGRADED (Confetti falls)  TO THE TURNT AS FUCK UBER.

My man has been giving the absolute littest Uber rides in the history of ride-hailing services. Definition of Uber XXL.  You don’t just get from point A to B, you get Migos verses and 21 Savage bars rapped and mimed to you like you’re 1st row at MSG.

“It’s not the (yea yea yea yea yea) destination, it’s the (HEYY) journey (MO-MA!)” – Ralph Waldo Emerson – Quavo, Takeoff, Offset.