PETA Releases Disgusting Ad That Makes Men's Genitals (Cock) Look Like Vegetables

This is an absolute outrage. Never in my day did I think I would be sitting here and watching an ad like this on the internet. Does the internet not have rules? Is this place the wild, wild west? You cant just throw a carrot on a fella and make it look like the biggest hammer did I’ve ever seen. And if you do, go all the way with the joke and have ranch squirt out so fast that m’lady would need a towel.

Anyway, these types of ads wont work. I’ve always been a beef guy even if a pig pussy is pork.