Northrup-Grumman In Conjunction With The Kingdom Of Saudi Arabia Announces New Line Of Inspiring #MeToo Themed 800lb Laser-Guided Clusterbombs

Goals.

Say what you want about Jay Paterno but his recent trip to the formerly problematic kingdom of Saudi Arabia has clearly shown that things are changing for the better. They have taken the brave step of teaming up with Northrup-Grumman to take a action towards inclusion in the kingdom. Its called a MISSile not a MRSile because these fire-and-forget GPS-guided ordanances dont need no stinkin man to tell them where to land.

Once again American companys are leading the way towards decency and integrity the world over. Northrop Grumman along with Prince MBS is a rockstar of a ally. These bombs send a strong message towards any enemies of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia that womens rights are here to stay with this epic ad campaign for the win.

Brands have long been the leaders when it comes to enacting social change such as when the marketing ninjas at family company Union Carbide rebranded to Dow and changing there pesticide branch for no other reason than due to acusations of toxic masculinty from killing too many ladybugs. Total badasses. Brands are our nations moral compass, steering the course of the USS America one advertisment at a time leading us by our hearts, not our pocketbooks and hopefully Northup Grumman keeps dropping those truth bombs one at a time, and combatting homophobia all in one fell swoop by targeting predominantly heterosexual yemeni weddings.