Katy Perry Tried To Fuck A Tree
E - Katy Perry has revealed that she was once suspended from school for “making sexual motions” toward a tree…while pretending it was Tom Cruise.
Over the weekend, the “Firework” singer was going through memorabilia with her parents when she stumbled across a 1996 suspension report from her Santa Barbara Christian School. The report, which she shared on her Instagram Story, states that Katy Hudson was suspended for three days for “inappropriate behavior.”
“At the 2:00 p.m. recess, Katy and four other students were in an ‘off-limits’ area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit,” the suspension comments read. “Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making sexual motions (pelvic thrusts) to the tree.”
The report adds that Katy was recently spotted by teachers “doing the Macarena dance” outside of their classrooms and had been cited twice for wearing “crop tops” with her midriff showing.
I guess as they say, a Tiger can’t change it’s stripes. Katy Perry was a predator even back in the 6th grade. I don’t know how they didn’t lock her up right then and there. Trying to take advantage of an innocent tree, the writing was on the wall. We should have known just 20 years later she would be taking advantage of her position as a judge on the failing American Idol and doing the same thing to innocent young men of God against their will.
NYT - When Benjamin Glaze, at the time a 19-year-old cashier from Enid, Okla., auditioned for “American Idol,” he had hoped his big moment would come as he belted out “Stadium,” a song he wrote himself. That or Nick Jonas’s 2015 single “Levels.”
Instead, it came when the popstar Katy Perry, a judge on the show, surprised him by kissing him smack on the lips, moments before his audition. He had never been kissed before.
“I was a tad bit uncomfortable,” Mr. Glaze said by phone this week, after the incident aired on the season premiere. His first kiss was a rite of passage he had been putting off with consideration. “I wanted to save it for my first relationship,” he said. “I wanted it to be special.”
And then she CELEBRATED the assault, no less!
“Katy!” he yelled, as he stumbled backward. “You didn’t!” Ms. Perry raised her arms in victory.
Mr. Glaze then asked for a drink of water, delivered a lackluster audition and was kindly rejected by the judges.
Don’t forget she also killed a nun.
Just an absolute menace to society from the time she was in 6th grade and a continuing pattern of it now. Someone must stop her before it goes too far.