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Chris Pratt Picks Up A Bad Ass Father In Law, Gets Engaged To Katherine Schwarzenegger

Damn Chris works fast!  To answer your first question, he split up with Anna Farris in August 2017.  Yes, I didn’t know it was that long ago either.  Seems like just yesterday they were breaking America’s heart.  But if it wasn’t working, it wasn’t working: you gotta do what you gotta do.

When life gives you lemons, you find the most badass dude in Hollywood and make lemonade out of his daughter.

Not just a catch for her because Pratt is the man, but also a nice sense of security knowing every night you lay your head on your pillow, you don’t have to worry one bit that he’s out there messing around on you with those little Hollywood starlets. Nobody would dare when they would have this to deal with:

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