Per Stool Presidente, Maryland Is NOT About To Become Alabama North

Well shit. Shit all over my face. Here I was all excited that Maryland was bringing in Josh Gattis from Alabama. He’s the Sean McVay of the college ranks, hot shot young coach working his way up. And he was confirmed to be coming with Locksley to Maryland. Or so I thought. As it turns out though….Nope!

But Dave, what do you mean the wrong M. Are you saying Michigan is better than Maryland? Cool bro, we get it, you went to Michigan. Buttttt…….

*Caleb on radio voice* Aw damn. Aw damn indeed. Gattis is going to Michigan, apparently at the last minute. Out of gosh dang nowhere!

Credit to college football insider Stool Presidente. Watch your back Feldman. Watch your back.

As for Maryland…well…uhhhh…Jalen, you can still come. That’d be cool.