Cody Parkey's Double Doink Got The True Detective Treatment

We’re at the point where we can laugh at the Bears right?  Because I laughed my ass off at this.  The True Detective and Hitler montages get old after a while, but every now and then someone knocks it out of the park with one and it’s great.  This is an example of that.  The sheer, utter disgust in Marty Hart’s eyes was every Bears fan this week.

Apparently Parkey is going on the Today Show tomorrow.  All joking aside, I wonder if he’s stepping away from football? What else would he be going on the Today Show for?  I wouldn’t be shocked if he were, not in the least.  Treading as lightly as possible here but in 22.3 years from now, it’d be hilarious if my psychotic coworker Carl’s postgame rant was the reason he hung up the cleats.