And Now We Have Gritty Roasting Cody Parkey While Booting Stuff In The Stands

Just when you think Cody Parkey has been killed enough, in comes Gritty. How much worse can it get for the kicker? Cody Parkey may have been dead, but he hasn’t truly been buried until the casted off love child of the Phanatic and an addict living under a Kensington bridge pours dirt on your soul. And you know when the representative for one of the most embarrassing franchises in the NHL is allowed to disrespect you, it may be time to hang up the laces.

Gritty. Whata guy thing. Killing Cody Parky, consuming African little people, and getting impregnated by champions of life. Never change, Gritty. Never change.