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Whoever Runs The New York Times Politics Twitter Account Needs To Get Laid

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Jesus! Take it easy, NYT Politics! The person who runs that account watches soooooooooooooooooooo much porn. I know that to be true because I watch a lot of porn and that tweet is worded precisely like a porn title. That person accidentally wrote a porn parody about Nancy Pelosi becoming Speaker of the House. The person who wrote that tweet needs to get laid ASAP*. That person can’t go one second of the day without thinking about sex. You know the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where everything Steve Carell sees is sexual no matter what it is? That’s what this man or woman is currently going through in their life. They simply can’t go through their daily life without seeing something related to sex. Even when it’s something as unsexual as politics.

Silver lining? If the person running the NYT Politics Twitter account gets fired for that tweet, they’ll easily be able to land a job at Penthouse (if that even still exists) or writing porn scripts for a living. There’s worst ways to make a buck.

*Yeah I’ve had sex so I can condescendingly say something like that