Germany Is FINALLY Allowing The World's Hottest Policewoman To Protect, Serve, And IG Model For The People

DEUTSCHLAND – A German police officer dubbed the ‘most beautiful’ in the country has returned to work after her bosses ordered her to choose between modelling or law enforcement. Adrienne Koleszar, 34, has more than 600,000 followers on Instagram and regularly post pictures of herself in her bikini. In a YouTube video posted on New Year’s Day she said she had been travelling the world on gardening leave since July 1 as she made up her mind about her future. But yesterday she posted a picture of herself in police uniform and said she was back at work.

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WE DID IT!!!! Huzzah for Germany! HUZZAH!!! I always knew those from ve Land Of Chocolate would come through for the people! Let’s check out that YouTube video where she made her breaking announcement!

Guten tag, Fräulein! Did I understand a single thing she said? OF COURSE NOT!!! It doesn’t matter! All that video proves is the old sociological notion that a beautiful woman can be saying ANYTHING and people will still pay attention! Even if she’s speaking in a different language, complete gibberish, or both! Go Sigmund Freud, GO! But good for Germany for finally coming to their public service senses! As a country who prides itself in being hard working and efficient (no, not in the ways you’re thinking), it’s the right move to allow Adrienne to pull double duties for the good of the nation! If something were still to happen then America, the land of opportunity, will still take Adrienne in a second and have her protect and serve! Just remember to bring the handcuffs for, ahem, business purposes! That works! Eins, zwei, drei!!!