Biggest Idiot Ever Tries To Steal A Bike Right Outside A Police Station

Hey guy, what do you think you’re doing? That’s a police station. It says it right there on the side of the building. The people employed inside that building have a job and that job is to arrest people who try to steal things. Danny Ocean himself and his band of merry thieves couldn’t have stolen that bike. No plan is good enough to steal a bike that is locked up right outside a police station with a surveillance camera pointing directly at the bike rack. The only way he was going to get away with that bike was if the cops simply didn’t believe that a person would be brazen enough to steal a bike from there. They would’ve had to have been paralyzed out of sheer disbelief for him to be able to get away. Instead, the obvious happened and they arrested the guy instantly.

The only explanation is the guy can’t read. He can’t read so the police station didn’t look like a police station to him. He didn’t know what was going on inside the building. He didn’t know what the giant letters POLICE STATION spelled out. It was a hot yoga studio for all he knew. And yeah, the 8 million cop cars parked around the building should’ve been a dead give away but you can’t trust the awareness of a grown man who can’t read. He’s either is the dumbest criminal to ever attempt a life of crime or he was a decoy for another, bigger  crime that was happening at the same time. It’s one of those two explanations and no other options.