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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Mailed Beard Clippings To Azealia Banks So He'd Be Protected From ISIS

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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey reportedly once sent his beard shavings to Azealia Banks so the rapper could make him an amulet that wards off evil spirits.

The bizarre claim was first mentioned by Banks on Twitter in 2016, when she claimed that Dorsey “sent me his hair in an envelope because i was supposed to make him an amulet for protection.”

“A source who worked with him told me Dorsey had sent a rapper his beard shavings to make him an amulet that would protect him from evildoers.”
“At the time, Banks said Dorsey promised to promote her mixtape Slay-Z in exchange for her promoting his cash transfer app Square and her crafting him a magical object that might protect him from ISIS, which had threatened Dorsey in a video earlier that year,” SPIN wrote.

“Dorsey never tweeted about the project and presumably never received the amulet.”

Honestly, if you’ve never been threatened by ISIS, you have NO RIGHT to question Jack in this situation. If ISIS was coming after me personally, I’d send my beard clippings, pubes, toenails, and possibly Big Cat’s pinky if I thought that would get them off the scent. ISIS isnt anyone to fuck with on a one on one basis. You either need a SEAL team, Green Berets, or a Battalion of Marines at the very least. Or Azealia Banks because I’m pretty sure she’s a witch.

“But Chaps? How do you know she’s a witch? Is she made of wood?”

Incredible reference, friend. Let’s watch the clip together and forget all about this beard clippings nonsense.