Pope Francis Invited Anastasia To Perform At The Vatican Then Threatened To Kick Her Out If She Got Too Sexy
Source - Anastacia was told that for one very special gig she didn’t have a cha-cha-chance of performing any of the sexy moves she learned on “Strictly Come Dancing.”
The singer’s lower body-parts were ordered to remain firmly static last night during a performance for Pope Francis at The Vatican — after the pop star was issued with a “no hip-shaking” rule.
We can reveal that the U.S. singer, partnered on the dance show with Brendan Cole, was given a series of strict protocol instructions ahead of her live show, in order not to offend the Roman Catholic supremo.
As well as being told to stand still, Anastacia was also instructed to wear a “smart and length-appropriate” dress and told not to swear during the evening.
A source said: “A few weeks ago she received an official document which clearly spelled out, in no uncertain terms, the conditions she must adhere to if she wants to perform in front of the Pope.
“Everyone knows Anastacia loves to move a lot on stage and that her stage outfits are pretty risque, as she’s partial to showing off her incredible abs…The Pope’s officials needed to make it clear that there could be none of that.”
The Italian job comes just a few months after a clip of Anastacia dancing went viral when she flashed the flesh during an appearance on “Dancing With the Stars” in the same country.
I had no idea who Anastasia was before reading this article, but apparently, she’s a big deal. So much of a big deal that the Pope is reported to be a “big fan” of her work. Why is he big fan you ask? Beats me…
but if I had to guess I wouldn’t say it’s because of her music. Regardless, prior to her performance the church issued a strict set of rules warning Anastasia not to be too sexy. Which seems like the exact opposite of what the boys over at the Vatican need. The church should be encouraging them to blow off steam, not repressing their human instinct.
The reason why they warned her in the first place is because she accidentally showed her butt cheeks on Dancing with the Stars, so they’re trying to “protect him from witnessing another wardrobe malfunction.” The man can absolve you of sin yet can’t see a set of cheeks. I get that the he’s eighty-two, but even so it seems like a bit much.
Not to get too dark, but if I was the Pope I’d line up the most sexual performers of all time and have them play a private concert for all my lieutenants once a year. Get it out of their system. Lil Kim, Shakira, Nicki Minaj. Chances are that would solve a lot of their problems.