Holiday Display Angers Neighbor Who Has A Giant Dumper In Their Pants

Diana Rowland seems like an interesting lady. In her bio it says she’s a former cop & former morgue tech turned author who writes about cops, morgues, demons and zombies. So the holiday dragon lights display? Pretty on brand for her. Unfortunately it got someone nearby pretty upset…

NEIGHBOR,

YOUR DRAGON DISPLAY IS ONLY MARGINALLY ACCEPTABLE AT HALLOWEEN.

IT IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE AT CHRISTMAS.

IT MAKES YOUR NEIGHBORS WONDER IF YOU ARE INVOLVED IN A DEMONIC CULT.

PLEASE CONSIDER REMOVING THE DRAGONS.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND HELP YOU TO KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS.

Mike Grinnell covered another lame-neighbor story this week with grumpy people who want their neighbor’s ice rink taken down (in Canada no less…).

If it’s not a hillbilly junkyard & it’s something a family is actually using & enjoying, or it’s temporary decorations that reflects their taste, why do you care? Toss up some blinds on the window that faces it or plant some bushes if it kills you to see it. Sheesh.

As for this lady’s light-up holiday pluffer dragons, I don’t see the problem (besides blow up decorations being awful whatever the holiday. Don’t @ me.). If you did the mental gymnastics that allowed you to flip this into some sort of calculated attack in “THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS” you have a giant dumper in your pants. And the passive aggressive final line, MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND HELP YOU TO KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS, is so disingenuous & cringeworthy. Read the Bible sometime… Jesus would never leave a rude note & he was a big dragon guy.

Oddly enough this reminds me of a passive aggressive note Big Cat got from someone here once.

(Going to go out on a limb & say Nate or Keith wrote that.)

Back to the dragon lawn… In the end she didn’t write anything back, but she updated the yard a little.

Wave to ‘em, Diana.