Santa Screams "GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE" At Terrified Children After Fire Alarm Goes Off

Toss on your imagination caps because sadly there’s no video of this occurrence.

From CNN:

Organizers of a Christmas event have apologized to outraged parents after a fire alarm reportedly prompted Santa Claus to burst out of his grotto, rip off his beard and scream at children to “get the f**k out.”

The incident occurred at an event in the English town of St. Ives, Cambridgeshire on Sunday, when an alarm at a nearby but unconnected event caused an evacuation of the building, organizers said.

While parents and children were already evacuating, Santa Claus tore into the room and started causing havoc, a customer said on Facebook.

“He came changing (sic) in, ripped his hat and beard off in front of 50 odd kids and started shouting and swearing at people to leave,” the post said.

Again, I’m devastated there was no video of this but thankfully an old YouTube clip popped into my mind almost immediately that I think covers exactly how it went down, sans pork chop sandwiches. (Afraid to admit how many hours of my 1st attempt at college I wasted watching these GI Joe parody cartoons over & over…)

Worth noting, the alarm was set off by a ‘family friendly rave’ taking place in “The Corn Exchange” area of the building & the festival organizers only note that Santa was helping evacuate people, not that he came running down from his grotto dropping F-Bombs. I cannot think of something I’d like to do less with my family than attend a daytime rave with children, but I’d have loved to have witnessed this.