Kanye West Sucks At Skateboarding

Awful. Just awful. Really bad. Why were those guys cheering? That was not the time to cheer. Maybe they wanted to be Kanye’s friend so they cheered but I don’t care if it’s Kanye West or Jesus, don’t give him false hope. That ollie attempt sucked. Kanye would respect them more if they were all like, “That was really bad, Kanye. Not even a little bit good.” Kanye is a guy who loves constructive criticism. He thrives off of it. That’s why he trapped Seth Rogen and his wife in that limo that one time and rapped the entire Yeezus album to them. He wanted to know what they thought. Kanye is a curious cat and wants to learn how to ollie. Instead those skateboarders fed him a bunch of useless bullshit. Kanye West is not a good skateboarder. Tell him he sucks and he’ll try to improve.

In fact, this is exactly why Kayne’s music isn’t very good anymore. It’s because he’s surrounded by too many people who baby him and tell him he’s awesome at everything. Kanye turned in YE and everyone around him was like, “Two thumbs! That cover is amazing, Kanye! Wow! I loved the part where you talked about killing people. It was so inspired.” That’s not what Kanye West needs. Kanye needs someone who will slap him across the face, kick him in the balls and tell him no. No more, Kanye. That’s enough. It’s just enough. No more of this shitty music you’ve been making. That’s the only way he’s going to get better at making music, doing ollies and wearing clothes.