Smokebro Of The Day: KMarko's Boots

First things first, for anyone who watched that tone-setting YouTube music video – Let it be known I’d really like Nancy Sinatra’s sparkly romper with boots for my New Years outfit this year. It made her look good even though the dancing was terrible & that’s conducive to my vibe.

But this isn’t about me; It’s about our editor Keith AKA KMarko AKA it’s not really about him, it’s about his fantastic boots. I was strolling through the office to the snack area keeping my head down to avoid tripping over garbage as per usual when I spotted them in all their glory:

Who were these boots? The perfect matte brown with dark laces too cool for the top holes, a reddish sole & a whole lot of soul. I had to know more.

STATS:

HOMETOWN: We don’t remember but probably wherever Mumford & Sons is from.

FAVORITE SONG: Courtesy Of The Red, White & Blue by Toby Keith. Makes us wanna kick in some ass, it’s the American way.

BEST QUALITY IN A WOMAN: Lets us stay on in the house unless ::wink, wink, ha ha heyyyo::

TOP QUALITY IN KEITH: Shows us off by constantly propping us up on desks, chairs, stools, tables…

PAIRS BEST WITH: Dark jeans & a Manhattan on the rocks.

ARCH NEMESIS: What? No, we get along with everyone. We’re not the type of boots to shoe shame. (But it’s Pete & Glenny’s dirtball kicks.)

As for KMarko himself, his taste in boots is almost as good as his style in cutoff shirts.