STATEMENT: Barstool Smitty Is A FRAUD And Isn't Even From Philly!!!
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Wait, Smitty was born and raised 30-min NW of Philly in suburban Malvern, PA! What a pussy! I don’t care if that information was publicly known and never denied since he started working for Barstool in 2011! Forget about how he always introduces himself as from “Outside Of Philly” SOLELY to not offend the supreme territorial Philly hardos! I’m MAD online, NOW! Smitty should’ve not been a walking vag in the womb and had better control on where he was born and raised! He has the right to be attacked by the real Philadelphians out there! Who are the “Real Philadelphians” you ask? You know, the ones aged 16-24 who grew up a mile away from their Daddy paying MontCo taxes and were sent to a prestigious Philly private school! They are the REAL Philly folk who are forced to defend the “Front Lines” of…I’m still not sure what! But FUCK anybody who grew up in Delco, West Chester, the Main Line, Bucks County, and everyone else outside of the technical city limits! You’re not Philly and not only need their blessing to step foot in their city, but to root for the Eagles/Sixers/Flyers/Phillies! I don’t care if Smitty and his father were fortunate enough to at least have partial season tickets to all the Philly sports teams growing up (besides the Flyers) and he lived in Fairmount for a delightful 5 years before being forced to move to NYC! He doesn’t know the teams and he DEFINITELY doesn’t know anything about Philly! I mean, look at this FRAUD at The Vet circa early 2000’s:
He’s probably photshopped that jersey on as well as the drunks in The 700 Level behind him! GTFO of representing my city, Smitty! You don’t deserve to us true Philadelphians! Same goes for any other frauds out there! I suppose it’s best not to tell anyone Angelo Cataldi is from New England, Mr. Boston Dave Portnoy was raised in suburban Swampscott, and Chicago Big Cat is from DMV Nate was is from (parts unknown)! Only Smitty is a FRAUD!
PS – A truer statement has never been Tweeted: