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Watching These Two Girls Get Flattened By A Ping Pong Table While Trying To Take A Selfie Will Bring A Smile To Your Face

Two girls having the time of their lives, trying to flex on the gram only to get flattened like Wylie Coyote under a ping pong table. I don’t know why it makes me so happy, but it does.  I’d say I hope they’re okay, but I really don’t care. They got what they deserved. I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say that alcohol was involved because I can’t imagine any sober person would think this is a good idea. Look at how they were posing.  The one girl’s got her vajayjay out for the whole world to see.

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I’m surprised stuff like this doesn’t happen more often. Chaps wrote a blog a few months ago about how there were over two-hundred-and-fifty selfie related deaths last year. I remember reading a story about a guy who traveled to that spot in Alaska where the bears hunt for salmon on the waterfall just so he could get a selfie with them. He almost got Timothy Treadwell’d in the process, but lived to tell the story. Obviously, this is a much lesser version of that, but the same lesson applies: if you think you can be embarrassed and/or die by taking the selfie, don’t take the selfie. Hopefully these girls learned their lesson.