Is The Grinch Just An Alive Human Being Walking Among Us Now?
So this video went crazy viral this week. Chick brings an onion to the Grinch at Universal Studios and he loses his shit. Because anyone who knows the Grinch knows that motherfucker can’t get enough onions. Guy is like Bill Raftery in March the way he talks about them. But that’s neither here nor there. This went super viral, I’m sure this young woman will get her student loans paid by Ellen because of it. Everyone can go home, we’ve seen how this story plays out, right?
WRONG. DEAD WRONG. Because this wouldn’t be the last time we’d hear from our most ostracized member of society. Today, another video started going viral after someone else visited the Grinch trying to recreate a big time meme.
A B- recreation at best but everyone seems to be having a grand old time so that’s all that really matters. To the untrained eye that may be all that matters, at least. To me, I’m starting to notice some things about this guy. For starters, if we’re to believe this is just a guy wearing a costume, then he’s the greatest living actor and deserves hundreds, potentially thousands of awards. “But Coley, he’s not surly enough to be the Grinch!” WRONG. Watch any of the now three Grinch films to educate yourself. By the end he’s a much different guy. After he commits grand larceny and suffers a severe heart attack he’s a much nicer fella. He’s slicing up Who Ham and dishing out Who Hash to the whole town. He’s no Mother Theresa, but definitely not as large of a prick as he once was many Christmases ago.
But I just can’t fully buy that this guy is an actor. That’s a fuckton of makeup to be putting on in Florida every single day for an entire month. That suit is way too insulated, we’d have multiple videos of him passing out. I think this is just the Grinch hiding in plain sight. Go ahead, tell me I’m an idiot. Tell me the Grinch being an alive human being living in FLORIDA would shock you. That wouldn’t be a top 1,000,000,000 thing to happen in Florida and you know it. And really that’s all the evidence I need to be all in on the Grinch finally being comfortable enough to join modern society.