Dr. Phil Just Fucked Your Girl Again

DON’T HURT EM, DR. PHIL! DON’T HURT EM!

There goes Dr. Phil, fucking your bitch again. But what else would you expect from the Rolex wearin’, diamond ring wearin’, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ dealin’, limousine ridin’, jet flyin’ son of a gun!? Guy is absolutely relentless. He wakes up, shakes the girls who are laying on top of him away, tosses them Plan B like the candy man in Willy Wonka, and is off to another day. Girls want him, guys want to be him, but none of us will never measure up. I mean he is absolutely out there 24/4/365 sticking it in your girl and there’s nothing you can do about it. From sea to shining sea, coast to coast, Dr. Phil has zero quit and a million bodies.

Whether he’s at a rock show

Or a drag show

Dr. Phil is leaving with the hottest chick in the room.

Rumor has it this song was written about the Philster

And I can’t be convinced otherwise.

It’s Dr. Phil’s world and we’re just living in it.