Old Dude Gets A Gun Shoved In His Face And He Doesn't Care One Bit

How great is it gonna be to get older? Being an old dude is gonna be so awesome. I can’t wait. Old dudes don’t give a fuck about anything except what they care about. Nothing else matters. Take that video for example. That old dude wanted some snacks from the gas station so he decided to waddle down there to make that happen. Anything that happens outside of him getting his snacks does not matter to him in the slightest. Watch that video and then watch it again. The old dude doesn’t care in the slightest that he just got a gun shoved in his face. He just kept it moving and didn’t let it interrupt his original mission. Watch closely and you’ll see him wave his right hand being like, “Alright alright. You’re tough. You’re scary. You’ve got a gun. I’m here for snacks.” I’m dying to know what kind of snacks he got. I bet he got Gardettos. He looks like a Gardettos man.

There’s also a decent chance that dude is involved in some sort of organized crime situation. Am I stereotyping a middle-aged white man in an outfit Tony Soprano wore in the early seasons of the show? Yeah I am. It would explain why he didn’t react when a lethal weapon was two inches from his eyeballs.