Martha Stewart Shits Down Uber's Neck Because Her Uber Black Was In Complete Disarray

You think Martha Stewart has time to fuck around during Thanksgiving, Uber? You think she’s not hustling around all over the fucking globe looking to make the best turkey that you’ve ever seen?

You think she’s not thinking about the follow up video to this lovely macaroni and cheese recipe?

I love this recipe. In fact, I always love mac and cheese. It’s one of my favorite side dishes for Thanksgiving. My overall favorite side dish is bread though. Treat Martha better, Uber. We need her in a positive frame of mind for the rest of the Holidays.

Pray for Martha. She didnt wanna have to dime out Uber but it needed to be done.