Russian Smokeshow Tries To Do A Cannonball Into A Frozen Lake In Her Underwear And You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Russia is the weirdest fucking country, man. Sometimes they seem like a real adversary for U.S. due to their size, absolute wildcard President, and general Don’t Give A Fuck attitude. And sometimes they have goddamn bears casually riding shotgun on motorbikes in the middle of the street like its no big deal.

This video is a perfect blend of those two Russias, because on one hand a smoke not giving a FUCK about anything stripping down to her bra and thong then trying to cannonball herself into a frozen lake is as impressive as it is oddly sensual. But at the the same time, it’s dumb as shit. Darwin’s gonna look at the game film and feel like he really missed out on one here. Because while I’m not sure if pulverizing your ankle is usually considered a win, the only other scenario I could see playing out for this chick was breaking through the ice of a frozen lake and turning into a popsicle while our cameraman pal Boris became the focal point of an “In The Air Tonight” type by some Russian Phil Collins. JK, we all know that was an urban legend since Snopes don’t lie.

So thank you random Natalia for showing the dichotomy of the two Russias while also getting the blood moving on the Monday of a short holiday week. And since it’s a short holiday week, you are goddamn right we are going to keep things rolling with a goddamn classic song definitely not about watching someone drown in a frozen lake.

Bonus Mike Tyson Hangover version:

Bonus legendary Mike Tyson vs. Little Mac gif:

Shout out to that Russian smoke for risking her life and limb to make this all possible.