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This Afro Kid Playing Super Mario Bros Tunes On The Xylophone PIMPS

Fresh. As. Fuck. Please, by all means, save some for the rest of us. And I get it. Many people may instinctually pull a Homer Simpson and go full “NERRRRDDDDDD” on this kid. But I, for one, choose not to saddle up on that distinction. This gentleman are providing a valuable musical service to society. Not to mention the spins, stares, and working with 4 sticks at once. This man is a certified master of the craft. A true entertaining artist of plumbing tunes.

Honestly, I, and plenty of other ’80’s/’90’s babies can listen this all day, everyday. I’ve said before and I’ll say it again, if Beethoven was rattling off Nintendo compositions back in the day and they would be considered musical classics (as with such modern works as the Jurassic Park theme – It’s simply majestic.). My only complaint is there’s not more of this. Pick it up, Afro Kid* Or team up with our old pal Smooth McGroove and his chastity beard to rock some Legend Of Zelda acapella. Those Hyrule centric themes had musical scores so divine they would’ve made Mozart ejaculate. Observe, and cream:

PS – Afro Kid, the musical playing percussionist who could’ve easily been plucked straight out of the Jackson 5, should not be confused with Afro Man. For obvious reasons. Dude still slays on the guitar tho.