Jennifer Lopez Went To Qatar For A 20-Minute Set And Got Paid...HOW MUCH?!?!?!?

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TMZ – It turns out Jennifer Lopez’s ?love does cost a thing, MILLIONS in fact, because we’ve learned the singer is raking in an insane amount of cash for quick appearances at private Qatar-related events. Sources with knowledge of the deals tell TMZ … J Lo performed in Qatar last week for a 20-minute set and a question-and-answer session at the grand opening of a super fancy mall. For that, she scored $2 MILLION, plus another million for expenses, including private jets. We’re told J Lo talked with the crowd about women’s rights … a big, evolving issue in the country, and she’s one of the few female entertainers invited to the country.

$2 MILLION for 20 MIN!!! J-LOOOOOOOO!!! The last I heard Qatar was beyond corrupt and using/killing slave labor to work in a billion degree heat for the 2022 World Cup! Good for them for being able to spend their money even more wisely! And the deal was with Qatar Airlines, no less! Does that matter? Not really! I just get to make what 95% of newspaper headline writers across the US would consider a FIRE joke of: “Now that’s what we call a “Fly” Girl”! Get it?!?!? Of course you don’t! You’re too young to understand Jennifer Lopez got her start on In-Living Color as a dancer AKA “FlyGirl”! What a hoot! Good for her for using her ever so precious time to earn $100K a minute, but also getting paid to talk about woman’s rights! Good for her! And good for the clicks! As Lord Portnoy proclaimed: When everybody gets PAGEVIEWS…EVERYBODY GETS PAGEVIEWS!!! And Jennifer Lopez puts the clicks in the seats! GO J-LO GO!!!!!