MAGA Blocks Are Gonna Make Kids Build A Wall And Have The Parents Or Santa Pay For It

A self-proclaimed conservative gift expert is touting a timely toy for tots.

“We are pleased to announce the launch of a brand new line of toys: MAGA building blocks!,” the homepage of KeepAndBear.com hypes in blood-red lettering. “This set comes with more than 100 pieces including President Trump in a MAGA hard hat!”

The $29.95 Lego knock-offs — emblazoned with 45’s “Build the Wall” mantra — are available for pre-order now from the home of “the best selection of Trump gifts anywhere!” Shipping starts Nov. 23.

Anytime you can make that fat bitch Santa help you with teaching your children the ins and outs of immigration politics, you gotta do it. I’ve sat with my kids many a night and thought, “damn. I wish there was a way for me to explain to them what’s happening at the border with the help of Legos but at half the cost.”

My wife would begin weeping because we cant afford full-priced legos. I would begin to weep because her sadness causes me great sorrow.

The best part about this toy company is that they are keeping things light and breezy in the instructions and descriptions.

The site’s promotional language explains the motivation behind the blocks: “A mob of 10,000 Central American migrants is marching through Mexico and heading toward El Paso, Texas. Mexican border agents attempted to stop them at the Mexican border, but to no avail.”

Yikes. Anyway, it’s nearly Christmas time and that means the snowflakes will start failing and I aint talkin weather, folks. Get yours while supplies last.