Pete Davidson And Congressman-Elect Dan Crenshaw Make Up On SNL In A Pretty Damn Funny Fashion

Suck it, Peter. Congressman-Elect and war hero Crenshaw may only have one eye, but at least he wasn’t dumped by one of the most famous, richest, beautiful singers on Earth and has to still live his life consumed by fame and fortune while being one of the stars of the longest running comedy show in American history. Good, no, great this situation could be resolved in a comical fashion. That’s all for now, but I’m sure they’ll be more on this later somewhere via Barstool Sports and/or Chicks. Goodnight!