Former WWE Superstar Neville May Be The Most Shredded Human Being On The Planet

The above is a photo of a wrestler named PAC, or Bastard PAC, formerly known as Neville, formerly known as Adrian Neville, known as just PAC before that. His real name is Benjamin Satterley. Wrestling’s a weird business. But anyway, he walked out on the WWE a few months back to pursue other things in wrestling, as it seemed him and the officials there butted heads a decent amount, and just re-debuted recently over at Dragon Gate in Japan. With this re-debut came a bit a of surprising new physique for the former Cruiserweight champ, in that he used to look like an action figure like this…

…but now he looks like an action figure like this…

Crazy! Insane! I mean there’s so much distance between the crease of his abs and the actual abs themselves they may as well be in a different zip code. That shit goes deeper than the Mariana Trench! Homeboy’s got veins going into his dick like I’ve never seen, too!

Dafuq is that?! When you reach this level of muscularity do you unlock a super dick or something, all veined up like 1997 Joel Schumacher Bane?!

I dunno! Don’t know, and I’ll never find out. And I’m okay with that. Good for you, Neville!

P.S. Eat a cheeseburger, you deserve it.