Take It Easy Washington Post, Gees Louise

I mean god dammit Washington Post, what a headline that is. They just smack you right over the face with it. “See this woman who finally voted? Dead as hell.” They might as well have given us an “and you won’t believe what happened next!”. Everyone would be like “oh damn, who did she vote for?” Nope, died. Whole big thing.

There is good news though:

She still got that picture up with the “I Voted” stick for the last minute clout! I don’t know what her IG is but you better believe she had the likes rolling in and Evelyn and Edith and Beatrice were like “skinnyyyyy!” in the comments. Thirst traps don’t take days off, that’s for sure.