Band Teacher Beats The Absolute SHIT Out Of A Kid Who Kept Calling Him The N Word

This one time, at band camp, I got my fucking face smushed in by the teacher for being an asshole.

Forget the fists.  My dude beat the shit out of this kid with his damn cell phone!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that.  What an adaptive fighter.  Fists are getting a little sore and chafed from 100 bare fist face blows.  Left the brass knuckles at home.  Nunchucks are too far away in the cubbies.  Let’s do a quick scan what we’ve got – keys?  Too much risk for ripping an eye out.  Wallet?  Not fat enough.  Packet of gum?  No no.  Cell phone.  Let’s roll!

That should be the last time this kid doesn’t wear the proper uniform to band class.