Urine For A Treat: Feminism Has Finally Reached The Carolinas

Long time Stoolie Greg Olsen had six catches for 76 yards & a touchdown today helping them trounce the Buccaneers. Meanwhile, someone else wearing his number helped him with a big #1 as well. Shout out to this lady for bringing some feminism vibes against those long, ill conceived stadium ladies bathroom lines & a hot stream of support to the team at home. She’s really pulling her weight for the team, brick by brick. (*Hopefully no bricks really involved.)

*It has come to my attention this is an old photo. Here’s the part where I pretend to have known that & act like this is some sort of deep joke.