A Backdoor Teen Mom & A Mob Wife Are Meeting In The Boxing Ring Next Weekend

Hey! It’s Friday afternoon! Pretend to look busy in your office, get a solid 1,000 yard stare going & turn your brain off so I can dump some worthless drivel on ya.

Ready? Ok, let’s go..

IN THE BEGINNING you had Farrah Abrahams. She was cast on MTV’s Teen Mom in 2009 so she could show the world what top notch parenting & healthy behavior look like.

Hate to admit it but I’m a long time Teen Mom follower & one of my favorite things was when she put a port-o-potty in her driveway for the cast to use because they weren’t allowed to use the one in her house. Anyways, she continued to destroy her image season after season until finally she said, “Screw it, I’ll do some butt stuff videos for Vivid” or something like that.

From there she did a bunch of other reality spin-off shows & club appearances which led her to one of VH1’s Mob Wives, Drita D’Avanzo (who has been arrested for beating her neighbor over a parking spot among other things). ‘Hate to admit it’ part II, I also followed this show pretty closely & love Drita.

Last June they both appeared at the grand opening of some AC club & then Farrah went on Insta to bitch about Drita.

(Are you still following? If so, I’m so sorry for this blog. Hang in there.)

In a live video, Farrah said,

“I normally don’t do joint appearances because to be honest, I am done with other quote unquote reality people. I feel like they’re either hung up on drugs, drinking, fucked up, unprofessional, just fucking nasty pieces of sh-t on earth.”

And then Drita was all,

“There’s a lotta drama goin’ on today with Farrah. If you don’t know who Farrah is, she was on Teen Mom & then she became a hooker or some shit. Listen, I don’t care… I don’t care that she’s a dick-less, unemployed blow job….”

“I’m going to slap the sh-t out of that Mr. Ed-looking f-cker.”

So Farrah was like,

::Gets restraining order on Drita::

Long story longer, there was more trolling between the two until Drita challenged Farrah to a boxing match which did not come to fruition.

But NOW…

They’ll still be meeting in the boxing ring this weekend as Farrah takes on Flavor of Love “star” Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander on November 10th in Atlantic City

I’m hoping for some WWE type thing where Drita loses her marbles & goes after Farrah anyway. Why? Because I’m a sad, sad person who follows this stuff. I wanna see Farrah’s hair extensions blowing across the ring like tumbleweed.

*UPDATE*

And never mind, this whole blog was for nothing because Farrah’s going out the backdoor on this one.