I'm With The Miami Heat, Screw Haunted Houses

Ok full disclosure here. When it comes to being scared, I am a gigantic pussy. Hate everything about it. Honestly I never saw the appeal of making the decision to scare yourself. It’s just not a fun feeling in my opinion. I never watch scary movies or anything like that, and I sure as shit don’t go to haunted houses. I remember even in grade school when the high school would decorate the hallways as a haunted house and we walked through it, I’m pretty sure a young Greenie peed his pants every time. Again, I’ll repeat, I’m a huge pussy in this regard.

So I feel for the Heat players that had to be put through this. It wouldn’t shock me if Tyler Johnson and Justise Winslow lose a week of sleep over this given their reactions. The thing about haunted houses is even though you know shits coming, it still gets you all the time. And all the hardos out there can save it. If you go through a legit haunted house, those things are scary as hell for everybody. Now granted, this didn’t look to be all that crazy, it could have been way worse, but I just wanted to go on record seeing as how it’s Halloween that I am on the side of the Heat players and am OUT on haunted houses.

If they really wanted to see something scary someone should have just showed them the game film of their last two games in which they gave up 123 points to the Kings and 125 points to the Hornets. That was by far way more terrifying than whatever they cooked up in that video.