Woman Has Had Sex With 20 Ghosts But Now She's Ready To Settle Down And Get Married To A Spirit!

A British woman who claimed she has slept with at least 20 ghosts says she’s now engaged to a poltergeist.

In December, Amethyst Realm told British TV show “ITV This Morning” that she cheated on her fiancé with a ghost, and has since gone on to have supernatural affairs with at least 20 paranormal beings.

Well, now she says she’s found true love with an apparition.

Realm said the ghost asked her to get married during a trip to celebrate their nine-month relationship at England’s Wookey Hole caves, according to The Sun.

“There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak,” she told The Sun. “I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”

I admit it. I’ll fuck a ghost if given the chance. I hope my wife won’t mind but I’d still do it. I feel dirty even saying it but I cant help it; the heart wants what it wants. I’d put some boo goo all over some ghost boo-bies. I’d slip into something a little more comfortable as my ghost girl sneaks through the door without opening it. Id feel the coolness under the sheets.

“You here?”

“Boooo” she’d say while grabbing my privates.

“Are you saying my performance is bad or is that a ghost boo?”

“Booooo.”

“Again. Not sure if I’m bad at sex or if that’s all you can say.”

“boooo.”

Relationships are difficult. We’ll get through it, but we should probably start counseling.