Booger McFarland With A Dead On, Delicious Description For Kelvin Benjamin

“He’s 6’5, 245 pounds. He’s probably a Popeye’s biscuit away from being a TE.”

An all-timer right there by the Booger. He may not have his 86-inch plasma in front of him, but he’s still firing out those “Really?” whack job comments from the sidelines. I’d say Booger should pick up a biscuit or whatever he wants for his effort, that is assuming he could hold whatever he grabs, which is a huge assumption. Those digits that have seen some serious shit in their days. Go Booger Go.

h/t Barstool Nate