Dick So Bomb That Japan's Princess Ayako Gave Up Royal Title To Marry A Commoner

The 28-year-old Princess Ayako is the youngest child of Princess Hisako and the late Prince Takamodo, cousin of Emperor Akihito. According to Japan’s imperial law, female members of the royal family forfeit their titles, status and allowance if they choose to marry someone who does not have royal or aristocratic family ties. The same rule does not apply to male members of the royal family.
On marrying 32-year-old Moriya — an employee of shipping company Nippon Yusen KK — the princess will renounce her royal status and take a lump sum of $950,000 from the Japanese government for living expenses.

Nah, man. Hell nah. If I’m a princess, I’m staying a princess. I wouldnt marry some bitch ass glorified UPS driver and give up my lavish lifestyle to be slumming it on a million dollar payout with this broke boi. He probably doesnt even have a bidet to spray water on my previous royal asshole. Despite rumors, Japanese royals shit too. Thick ones.

Think about how bad it would suck to be royal and then not be. Your entire life people had to treat you well. You got to go to parades and galas and whatnot. Now you dont even get to wear traditional fancy Japanese outfits. If you cant get off a dope fit, whats the point of even living in a castle?

The only way this makes sense is if the UPS driver guy had a bomb dick. If they were at a party or something and he dicked her down good and she was like, “Damn. He fucked me good. Need that everyday.”

If that’s the case, it makes sense in the moment but not long term. I’d recommend getting a high-priced dildo and staying royal. That’s just me. Well done to the fella though. Makes me wanna work on my dick game.

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