Let's Check In On How Barstool Nate Spends His Day "Blogging" (Plus Last Week's Pageview Rankings)

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Wait…that can’t be right! Nate has said that he is ONLY a blogger on multiple occasions and is the hardest worker here because he GRINDS out blogs! So why would he not be at his computer around 1 o’clock on a WEDNESDAY dominating the site??? Hmmm! Makes ya think! Nate must be doing something extremely important to not be doing his only “job”, right?!?! Oh, he is! He’s playing air hockey and mingling with the ladies!!! But wait, again…how can Nate not only approve of, but willingly participate in closing down the office for air hockey when he went out of his way to bash people playing video games at HQ (basically the same thing, just less distracting) for ad dollars???!?!?!?!?

Oh well, that’s just Hypocrite Nate at it again! Maybe he should at least have his computer with him so he can keep up in the PAGEVIEWS game! #7thPlaceNate needs to pick it up around here! It’s his ONLY job, remember!

PS – Natey new leaf?!?! Maybe! He’s still being snarky and making “Jokes” about everyone behind their backs to get cheap laughs, but this could be a step in the right direction towards behaving like an average person! We’ll just have to wait and see!