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OH PHARAOH: Belgian Playboy Model ARRESTED For Taking NUDE Snaps In Egyptian Temple

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Egypt – A Playboy model who was arrested for taking risque snaps inside an Egyptian temple has stripped off for a daring photo shoot inside Istanbul’s iconic Hagia Sophia mosque. Marisa Papen made headlines when she was imprisoned after posing naked in the Karnak Temple Complex near the Egyptian city of Luxor. She also caused outrage with religious communities after posing nude in the holy city of Jerusalem to the backdrop of the Wailing Wall, considered one of the most important sites in Judaism. For her latest blog post Marisa, who describes herself as a ‘free-spirited and wild-hearted expressionist’, travelled to Turkey to expose herself in the Hagia Sophia.

Let my people go! Who is Marisa Papen, you ask? The heck if I know! All I am cognizant of is the fact Alexis Ren is lacking on IG posts as of late and Halloween smut season is an easy way for recently deceased bloggers to have their click count rise from the dead! We NEED to keep up in the PAGEVIEWS game, so here is a foreign SMOKESTACK of a Playboy model who enjoys getting naked in religious hot spots! To each their own! Bless your free spirit, Marisa! You tell that organized religion what’s up! The Holy Spirit has been one upped by HOLY MOLY!