Today In "Tweets From Peter Gammons" - He Calls The Green Monster "Trump's Wall"

Previously:

Gammo! From way downtown, bang! Each tweet is crazier than the last. Its a slow descent into madness. Like Marlow’s journey in the Heart of Darkness, Peter Gammons is descending into the depths of Internet Hell. Every take makes less and less sense. The previous ones were completely insane but at least I saw the angle. I dont understand “Trump’s Wall” one bit. Is it a commentary on how racist of a city Boston is? Is it a commentary on how Trump’s Wall doesnt exist? I dont know. I’m honestly perplexed by this one. Old Man Gammons took my mind, twisted it up like a Auntie Anne’s pretzel, and then tossed that in a blender.

All I know is that if they put the Green Monster at the Mexican border I’d probably get a kick out of that. And I’m as Pro-Mexico as it comes. I am all for Mexican Immigration I love them. But I do agree that we should have some sort of border patrol and the Green Monster seems like a fair measure. Its just like it is in Boston – it makes it difficult to hit home runs but if you hit the ball right, you’ve earned it. So I propose that we put the Green Monster between United States and Mexico and if they can conquer that wall they are citizens for life, they’ve earned it.