Why On Earth Would The Indianapolis Colts Select An Elderly Fan Using A Cane To Kick FG's For Charity?

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Wait, the Indianapolis Colts selected one random fan from the stands to kick Field Goals in attempt to win $70K for cancer research…and this is who they picked?!?!?! Jim Irsay, what are you poppin’?!?!?! That’s not fair! And this is no knock on old people! The elderly, although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose! But unless you’re Gary Anderson in his final two decades in the NFL, old people shouldn’t be kicking Field Goals! Especially while being chased around by a flamboyant horse while $70K for charity is on the line!!!

Hold on! Wait a second…

Oh those scamps in Indianapolis! It was former All-World Kicker/Punter Pat McAfee all along! We got GOT! A total Uncle Drew sitch pulled off by McAfee and the Colts! Well done! Is there anything that guy can’t do?!?! Well, besides not being able to literally keep the lights on in his Indy office (not a cheap shot as we all know who was at fault there), I’d say it’s refusing to go mano y mano with Troy Polamalu! One of my favorite football tales of all-time! What a talented storyteller that would fit right in at Barstool if given the chance!