The Colts Had Some Old Guy Kick Three Field Goals To Win $70,000 Towards Cancer Research And He Drilled Them!

Honestly, this fooled me at first. When he first stepped up there and dribbled the first kick I thought we were watching one of those awful fail videos like when Sister Jean tried throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley.

I don’t know, sometimes they do stupid shit like that. Well, not here. Instead this old geezer goes blast off on the second kick. Then he shanked the third and my brain started to get confused again about what was happening. Then blast off again on the fourth. Eventually he makes the last one and reveals himself to be Mr. Indianapolis Pat McAfee. How about the cockiness on Pat missing those others on purpose to only make the three he had to? I bet there are NFL kickers out there right now who couldn’t do that with that pressure. I mean if Pat missed that final kick from the 25 yard line (a 40 yard kick) then no one gets money for cancer research right? Lot on the line there cuzzo. Justin Tucker missed that kick for the tie yesterday against the Saints and he’s the best in the league, maybe ever with no disrespect to Adam Vinatieri. Well he drained it of course because he’s Pat. I love how the PA announcer cut him off just in case he was about to say “let’s go win a fucking game cuzzie!” Pro move there.

Miss you Pat.